My OCD

I eat lucky charms the cereal first, then the charms
I make sure I have an even amount of steps in each sidewalk square
If something is moved just a tad out of the ordinary I move it back
I can't not say something when people do irritable sounds
I even say it to people I only met a little while ago
When I was younger I chewed the same amount of food on each side of my jaw
My bed can't have even a little nook or cranny untucked,
If it does I have to remake my bed even if I am almost asleep
I CANNOT share my food, it isn't the person's fault
I don't like giving people the answers I try helping them find a way
I hate when people use words like ain't and incorrect grammer
I can't stand stapled papers stapled backwards
When people pen click or chew with their mouth open
People always trying to argue with me when I know I'm right
Books that have missing pages or the ending doesn't go right
When all the objects are one way but there is that one that goes a different direction
These are just some of the few things that irritate the living daylights out of me
You may not know or even notice I do things out of the ordinary
Sure you may call this OCD
I call it controlling something because I can't control the future
so next time you see someone who does things a certain way
It is not a disorder it is a gift
a gift and talent to have things just right!